EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM FOREVER KNIGHT

The basic life lessons that only take an hour of tv watching to learn!

Blood: It's more than just paint thickener!

Tail Fins never go out of style

Your father can love you to death

Take vitiman E for all skin conditions

Black: It's not just a winter color

It's nice to have friends at the Mourge

Get an older friend to handle all of your money

If you want a home entertainment system, get a big one!

Never underestimate late night AM radio programs

For those coffee drinking drop in's, keep the package conviently under the sink

Abandoned churches are a great place to live

Piano lessons *do* pay off

Hanging chains add atmosphere to any night club

Hypnotisism gets you out of any jam

Women are taken for granted

Don't kill people. You'll walk into a house one day and they'll come back to haunt you

The bottles of red stuff at the Raven: It ain't cow

Networks get greedy and stupid -> thus, the death of a show may occur

There are several different levels of Love

Don't let your partner prevent you from buying an expensive antique

Flashbacks and driving don't mix

Mother, daugter, lover: What's the difference?

Cops get away with a lot of crap

Sex is 'in' again

The 'pity-me-I'm-Mr.-Remorse' attitude does *not* earn you brownie points!

Black sheets are cool!

Drinking blood is thicher than drinking water

Never let your partner talk you into their four favorite food groups: Coffee, Doughnuts, Meat, and assorted junk food

Some women do *not* want to go to Las Vagas for their anniversary

Rich people have blood money of some sort

You are not the only person who watches 'Forever Knight'

If you're job doesn't change, don't count on having the same boss

Cars are sexier with fins

It's OK to date someone who seems to be several hundred years older than yourself

Make sure that your date isn't a psycopathic killer

Women are taken for granted-Did I mention that already?

Candles are an effective way to light up your house (or aparment or loft or whatever!)

Buy a car with a lot of trunk space

When the end of the world comes, just go out dancing

Go home and see your family before heading out to find your destiny

Protien shakes are good for you

An apple a day keeps the coroner away (Now, why would you want to do that for?)

Rat sucking friends are good to have around

Most women are attracted to continental accents

It's good to be a 'concerned citizan.'

Blonds are not that ditzy

Protien shakes are good for you, even if they smell funny, and taste just as bad.

Coroner's dissection hats don't look good on everyone

Guitars are insperational instraments

Beware of fevers

Cats are the only pets to own

Dolls are just miniature children

Vampire women were the first cross dressers

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