The Story You want me to alliterate, assonate, and illuminate the rhyme and reason of my wheels over walking: On a debilitating Saturday night, that won't sink into memory, the boys dared me to table dance, like a princess up high. Tapping my exposed toes atop a stack of thirteen chairs, atop a stack of thirteen tables, I stubbed a pea toppling down. O.K. I'll cop to fabrication. Titillating tales cause sensation, While well-worn facts fall within the cracks. Bad advice bore me. Buffeted from mother's body before duration- breathless and blue.