Forever Knight - Nunkies Anonymous Twelve Step Program

Nunkies Anonymous Mission Statement

We admit that we are powerless over Nunkies - that our lives would be mundane and unmanageable without him.
We’ve come to believe that Nunkies can restore us to sanity... or at least whammy us into believing that we’re sane!
We’ve decided to turn our will and our fantasy lives over to the care of Nunkies as we perceive him.
We make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves, and make sure we have lots of very absorbent paper towels with which to clean up all our drool.
We admit to Nunkies, to ourselves, and to other NA members the exact nature of our addiction to Nunkies.
We’re entirely ready to have Nunkies fulfill our fantasies.
We humbly ask Nunkies to remove our clothi... our inhibitions, and to “please, please wear your toga.”
We make a list of all persons who share this addiction and add them to our e-mail address book.
We atone for any offenses (such as wrong e-mail listings, premature Nunklear meltdowns, or letting our anatomically correct chocolate Nunkies melt while we dash to the Sacred Cold Shower).
We continue to take a daily personal inventory, and when we have a quick Nunkies Fantasy, we run to our computers and share it with all the NA members.
We seek through e-mail messages and study our video tapes of Nunkies Forever Knight episodes to improve our conscious contact with Nunkies, begging and pleading with other members for more sound .wav files, photographs, and stories about our beloved Nunkies.
Having had a Nunkies fantasy experience as the result of these steps, we try to carry this message to other addicts and practice these principles in all our *affairs*. (Hmmmmm.... We feel a Nunkies fantasy coming on...)
The Nunkies Anonymous Mission Statement was written by Laura at miltonsfire@pronet.net

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