You Might Be A Nunkies Addict If...

  1. You scan radio stations in the wee hours - just in case.
  2. Purchasing an eyebrow pencil becomes a highly meaningful, deeply personal event.
  3. You wish or believe that you are Fleur incarnate.
  4. Any Nightcrawler monologue leaves you all dreamy-eyed.
  5. Whenever anyone makes any kind of reference to togas, you get a glazed look in your eyes and a wistful smile.
  6. When reading FK fanfic, you skim until you see Lacroix's name, read, then skim until you see his name again.
  7. You spend your free time writing fanfic about Lacroix.
  8. You get hot flashes while reading fanfic about Lacroix.
  9. Hearing Lacroix say 'Sois tranquile' or anything in French is a life-altering, soul-melting event.
  10. At work, school, the library, wherever; your time is occupied by writing 'Mr. & Mrs Lacroix', 'Mrs. Lucien Lacroix', etc., ect. over and over again.
  11. You think the above is a genuine possibility.
  12. You have a folder in your mailer entitled 'Nunkies' to place all your Lacroix-related posts in.
  13. Your web browser opens to the CERK Archives page.
  14. You know the URL to The Cousinly Page by heart.
  15. While watching the Hearts of Darkness episode, instead of becoming indignant when Lacroix says "Let's show our true selves by getting naked!", you immediately pictured Uncle au naturel. A Picture of Nunkies
  16. When Lacroix does something you don't like, you simply blame it on the writers.
  17. When faced with making a decision, your first
    thought is, "What would Lacroix do?"
  18. Forever Knight episodes with minimal Uncle cause tremendous stress and deep depression.
  19. You were truly moved to hear Nunkies say, "He is my creation...my son." in Sons of Belial.
  20. Your favorite Forever Knight episodes are A More Permanent Hell, Be My Valentine, and Ashes to Ashes.
  21. Your friends and loved ones stand look-out during the above episodes in case of nunklear...er...nuclear meltdowns.
  22. You think Divia was just a Nunkies Anonymous member gone bad.
  23. You think the main character of Forever Knight is Lacroix..."Nick...who?"
  24. When Nunkies Anonymous Top Ten lists exceed 10 entries because everyone is gen-u-inely that afflicted.


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