Electrician Nunkies By Casey Carter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After having drooled onto your computer one too many times, you discover that you have short-circuited everything in your house. You decide you need to have the problem fixed quickly, so you call for an electrician... As you wait for the electrician, you make the bad decision of going to the Nunkies Anonymous Homepage. There, you drool and salivate over the pictures in the at the Nunkies Shrine. As you drool, it oozes down your chin and onto your electrical hazard of a computer. It short-circuits, causing the power for the whole building to go out. The power goes out, startling you out of your Nunkies-induced haze...You jump at a sudden knock at the door. You stumble to the door and open it. You ask who it is, but you still can't see a thing. You hear nothing, so you start groping in the dark with your hand and hit something.... Your hand hits somone's shoulders. You trail your hand up to the neck...up to the head...up to a short crop of hair...as you do so you hear a voice say, "My dear, what a nice way to welcome me...." You gasp as you realize who is it standing before you in the dark. It's Nunkies....that hair...that voice! You'd recongnize that voice anywhere! He slowly takes your hand and puts it at your side. He puts his soft hand on your shoulders and guides you through your apartment. "Now...what seems to be the problem?" he asks, his voice smooth as ever. "Um....um...you see, the power went out and I can't see a thing..." you stammer. "And that's bad?" he says as he turns you around to face him. Only problem is that you can't see his face, it's still too dark! You wonder what Nunkies' face looks like. You want to see those soft blue eyes...but with the darkness you can't see a darn thing. "Um..Nunkies...do you think you could fix the lights? I'd really like to see you," you say, trying to get your wits together. You feel a rush of wind then light fills the room. It's from a bunch of candles!!! You watch as Nunkies makes his way to you. "Now that we have light...what would you like to do?" he asks, melting your knees with his voice. "Um....um..." is all you can manage to say. Before you can form a real coherant thought, Nunkies kisses you softly on the lips. He runs his hand through your hair and you begin to feel your body begin to melt..... You run your hand through Nunkies short hair as he kisses your neck up and down. He picks you up into his arms just as your legs give out beneath you. "Nunkies...." you sigh as he takes you to the bedroom. "I think I need to call the electrician more often...." _________________________________________________________________________ The end :)~~~~~ Casey *Defender of the N&NP Episodes* N&NPacker w/Cousinly tendencies / Nunkies Anonymous There is a flower of the night V.P. of K.H.S., Inc. For all Eternity Black Rose @--{--{---