Rocky Horror Nunkies by Charl Life is hard. Work is a pain. Home is worse. You *hate* having to be a grown-up, responsible person all the time. What ever happened to those old college days, when drinking all night, sleeping all day and being generally silly was the norm? Where did the girl go in the woman that is now? Reminiscing about the "good ole days" a small smile appears on your face when you notice that the last little movie house in town is having a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" on Friday night. Coincidentally, you're hubby is away on business for two weeks and the kids have sleep-overs to attend... You decide that you're going to renew your acquaintance with the girl you were, and are going to go to the Show. Unfortunately, none of your friends can attend. Harrumph! Bunch of fuddy-duddies! Friday night rolls around and you gather your gear (water pistol, toilet paper, lighter, etc.) and head off. The movie starts (almost on time) and you're finding that you remember each and every one of the audience responses and are having an absolute blast, too bad you didn't dress up...Somewhere around the middle of the movie, someone moves into the seat next to you. From the corner of your eye, you see that it's a very tall man dressed ala Frank-n-Furter. Hmmm...out of the corner of your eye, you start scanning up the long, long legs encased in fishnet stockings, corset...when a gloved hand reaches up and turns you totally toward the newcomer. "My dear," a low voice purrs, "if you're going to look, you'd might as well get your fill" Your eyes widen as you realize that it's none other than, Nunkies.... **************************************************************************** (please be kind, as I said, it's my first time...) Charlie Whimgirl, PWFC, GWG, TWWCFS, Die Hard Keeper of the Cold Cream, Mistress of the Baths, Chief Crawler Horsebabes of the Apocalypse - Give us your men, liquor and fresh fruit!