'Fan-Tasy' by Heather Poinsett After a long day at work, you finally get home. You hop in the bathtub and decide to hit the hay early (for you) at around 11. You begin dreaming as soon as your head touches the pillow. You dream of being with Nunkies. He begins giving you a foot massage and suddenly he begins to lightly tickle your feet. You try in vain to escape from the tickling but you can’t (as if you'd really want to escape from Nunkies). You wake up with a smile and then realize that the tickling has not stopped. You can also tell that you have kicked off the blanket and sheet as you slept. The tickling continues and begins traveling up your bare calf. You freeze, your heart beating like a rabbit. Despite the fact you are frightened beyond belief, you cannot help but feel some excitement. "I swear, I’ll take those self-defense classes if I can get out of this," you say to yourself. "Now, I’m going to bite the bullet, and turn around." You turn, but keep your eyes closed. Thinking that whoever it was would think you were turning in sleep and they would return to stealing the TV, VCR and computer. The gentle caresses continue. Traveling up your legs and then across your chest. You nearly sneeze as a feather travels lightly across your lips. You open your eyes, warily. Nunkies smiles down at you. "Bonsoir, ma pre’cieux," he murmurs softly. He is holding your feather fan and he continues, letting it travel down your chin, onto your neck. *******************************************