Thanksgiving Nunkies by 'Lady' Jayne Leitch You flop down on your bed and undo your jeans, heaving a large sigh of relief. How could you possibly have eaten so much? It's not like you to eat available; your entire family was at your house for Thanksgiving this year, and they had to eat, too. They're gone now, leaving you alone to deal with the dirty dishes, scattered napkins and various spills on your carpet from when insensitive and clumsy relatives knocked over their drinks. You vow to get up as soon as you can do up your jeans...shouldn't be very long...maybe you'll just close your eyes while you wait.......... You wake up much later, judging by the darkness outside your window. Your very large lunch has been digested by now, so you suck in your gut, zip up your jeans and stagger out of your room, expecting the worst mess you've ever encountered. However, your expectations are dashed as you gaze in wonder at the spotless counter, spotless table, and spotless carpet. Slightly dazed, you fall into a chair at the kitchen table, trying to figure out what happened. As you sit, you notice a large box on the floor in your living room that you were sure wasn't there when you collapsed in bed. It's decorated festively, with large, colourful leaves pasted on the sides and a few gourds stuck on the lid. You go to it, and see a large orange ribbon taped beside the gourds with a sign on it: "PULL ME". Curious, you pull the ribbon, and the sides of the box fall away to reveal... A naked Nunkies, sitting cross-legged in the biggest pumpkin pie you've ever imagined, with a gourd almost identical to the ones on the top of the box placed strategically among the pumpkin mush. Looking up at you, he arches an eyebrow and says regally, "Happy Thanksgiving. Are you in the mood for some pie?" You start to grin. Nodding emphatically, you unzip your jeans once more, saying, "I know what I'll be giving thanks for today..." :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) Happy Turkey Day!!! "Lady" Jayne Leitch Queen of the Everything Book Archives, Keeper of the Spirit Monkey Certifiable CaddyWhack, NA, RP Would anyone notice if I wrote "Everythong"?