Inquiring Minds Want to Know:
by Susan Nix, Mistress of Silliness  

You're a reporter for your campus newspaper (cough cough) and you're given 
another dismal interview assignment.  It seems you have to interview some 
crusty old Western Civilization professor because he won some obscure 
Western Civ guy award.  You arrive at the History building, taking a deep 
breath before you knock, knowing this will be hours of your life you'll 
never get back.  

You knock on the door, and are a bit surprised when a smooth, silky voice
on the other side of the door says, "Come in."  You open the door, and to
your utter delight, there sits Nunkies!  He rises from his Chair, takes
your hand, and kisses it.

"I've been waiting for you, petite.  I'm sure you have many questions."

You nod blankly as he leads you to another chair in his very modern
office.  You desperately hope you don't ruin the chair with your drool.

"Now, my dear, ask of me what you like, I am more than willing to oblige."

It's fortunate you're sitting because your knees go weak.  Finally, you
are able to ask him some of the questions you had prepared ahead of time.
He is patient with you, and answers all your questions wonderfully, giving
you some fantastic quotes (if only all interviewees did!).

As the interview draws to a close, he moves behind you to the door, where
you hear the click of the lock being turned.

"Now my dear," he says, turning to you with a smile, "It is your turn to
tell me all I want to know about you."  He takes your chin in his hand.
"If you resist, I will have to resort to..alternative methods of
extracting information."

You smile coyly at him. "Do your worst!"

He leans over you authoritatively.  "Oh, but I plan to do my very best, my
dear."

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the end.


By the way, how many fantasies did I miss over the summer?

KC, NA member and Disco Queen of 1978
snix@comp.uark.edu