Volkswagon Fantasy
 by Kissing Cousin


Scene:  You and Nunkies in a Volkswagen Jetta.  It's night, and Nunkies is
driving (of course...he's masterful, that one..) and bobbing your heads to
Trio's "Da Da Da".  You're playing with the Snixco Nunkies Toga Puppet
(tm) and Nunkies is making you melt with sly looks in your direction.
Suddenly, you both notice something on the curb..  Why, it's Defec-a-tive
Knight!  His poor caddy has broken down and he needs a lift to the
precint.  You and Nunkies are feeling generous, so you agree.  You sit him
in the back and you're off.  You're pretty much doing the same thing as
before, only with Nicky's endless angsting right in your ear.  You and
Nunkies look at each other, a look of distaste marring both your
features.  You look back at Nick.

Nick is left on the curb, still angsting.  The NA logo appears on the
screen and Nunkies' bathwater voice intones:

Nunkies Anoymous:  We take the dark side....and make it fun.

On the Roman-constructed road of life, there are patricians and there are
plebians.

Patricians wanted. 

Da da da..

Kissing Cousin
snix@comp.uark.edu