Grocery Nunkies
by Michele Patterson


**Midnight.  Why do I always end up coming to the grocery after
midnight?  Supposed to be a good place to pick up men, but eck the men
here at midnight.  Hum, of course I'm here, so what does that say? 
Dog food, wonder what Jester would like this time?**  She thought
standing in the dog food isle. 

**Oh brother!  Only one checkout's open.  Guy in front of me looks
halfway decent or at least from the back.  I hate standing in line. 
Lettuce.  Heh.  I never knew you could do that with lettuce.  Heh. 
Wonder what else he's got in there?  I'm turning into such a sick
puppy.  Everything reminds me of Nunkies any more.  Peaches!  Well, of
course, it IS peach season.  Cat food.  I know someone got cut with a
cat food can, but kibble?  Hum, maybe it's for Jake - Nunkies Avenger.
 I just love that.  MANGO BODY WASH?  Ohmygawd!  That's too funny.  I
didn't know they really made that stuff.  Vicks' Vap-O-Rub.  In the
summer?  Feather duster!  I never can remember to pick one of those
up.  Jell-O.  Wonder if it's peach flavored?  Oops, shouldn't laugh by
myself in public.  Yummy, chocolate syrup.  No ice cream, interesting.
 Kewl!  He's got whipped cream too.  Nunkies sundae.  Hehe Mints!!!! 
He's got mints!!!  Hahaha **

"Face it, you could go thru this store and think of a Nunkies fantasy
for *everything* in here."

**Oh *%#&, I think I said that out loud.**

"Why do you think I'm here, love?  I like to keep a supply of what my
addicts fantasize about . . . just in case!"

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Fin