***************************** Nunkies at the Beach by Cousin Mids You've won a first class all way ticket for one to France. All expenses paid trip. You are happy but sad all at once. it's so far away. You think about not going and giving the ticket to your little sister, but change your mind. You pack your bags and go to the airport. After ducking from the 'Raptor that is running freely around the airport, you board the plane. sitting in your seat, you see a woman in the seat in front of you who looks a lot like someone you know. She's also wearing a toga. (Whoops! Wrong story!) during the flight you begin to wonder if the trip was useless. The plane lands and France awaits you. Staying at the best most luxurious hotel, you start to think you're going to have fun with this trip.you shake your head and wait for take off. You take tours around Paris for about a week and then get slightly bored. You remember hearing about a nude beach nearby, but are nervous about going. You figure you'll go at night right after the sun has set so there won't be as many people around. You pack up a bag of some beach things and leave that night for the beach. Upon arriving there, you feel it was a waste of your time going. All of the people were either old ugly guys, taken, or women flirting with the cute other guys. You begin to pout, but are thankful you still have your swimsuit on. Before you can turn and leave, there is a voice that breathes a soft whisper into your ear. "Why are you leaving so soon, my dear? You've only just arrived." You melt from the voice that is all too familiar, but are embarrassed that he caught you there. As you try to keep from making eye contact, he leads you to the shore line. "Now, my dear, this is a *nude* beach. You *know* what that means, don't you?" he purrs to you... THE END.