Prehistoric Nunkies


Here's a fantasy for ya: 

Nunkipithecanthropus stands at the mouth of the cave, staring into the
pitch-black maw, lord of the land behind him--and more. Resplendent in a
saber-tooth tiger singlet, his muscular build moves beneath the ticked fur
much as its original owner had. Lost in his thoughts (or cat-napping
perhaps), he seems not to hear the mortal heartbeats as they approach him. 

"Ug Gug!!" [Yoo Hoo!!] A voice to his right calls to him. Suddenly the back
of the cave is filled with half-dressed, fully armed women, stepping from
behind the stalagmites the dot the floor. A look of suprise darts across
his face when the slingshotters discharge their volleys. As his body
crumples to the ground, the women rush forward to claim their prize. Their
hooting and hollering echos through the cave as they discuss the difficulty
in dragging their prey back into the lair. [Nunkipithecanthropus is known
for having very short hair.]  His temple throbbing from a particularly
sharp rock-missle, Nunkipithecanthropus has one thought before lasping into
unconciousness.

"Ugug." [Women.]


-shele
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