Although the Fanatics' Castle was *almost* completely destroyed by Hurricane Yahoo, the Vaquera Wing still stands strong and undamaged, proving once again that the Gods smile upon Vaqueras and long-haired, brown-eyed vampires named Javier Vachon!

So, come on in for a visit. Kick up your feet in true slackerly fashion. Explore if you'd like. Through the back door you can access the Castle Library, Vaqueras' Reading Room, or some of the Vaqueras' rooms.  Watch out for spiderwebs, furry friends of Screed, and low-flying vampires.

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