WAR TRAINING SESSION - post 3

PLANNING AN ATTACK

We join the Dark Perk loop in progress--

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To: DPLOOP
From: DKBLONDE (DP Loop Leader)
Subject: Where's Tracy?

I agree with LILCOP--the Cousins have probably got Tracy or know where she
is.  There's no way to strong arm them with LaCroix around.  Any ideas?

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To: DPLOOP
From: DPNOW
Subject: Re:Where's Tracy?

>There's no way to strong arm them with LaCroix around.  Any ideas?>

Maybe we can embarrass them or get LaCroix annoyed with them.  Or . . .
maybe get them to question their security so they'd have to move her?

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To: DPLOOP
From: LILCOP
Subject: Re:Where's Tracy?

>Or . . . maybe get them to question their security so they'd have to move
her?>

I think that's our best bet.  We could get in, do something, and get out,
just to prove that we could.  If Tracy's there, it might get them nervous
and if they moved her maybe we'd be able to tail them and find out where
they've taken her.

How hard would it be to get into their HQ?  Could we leave them something
to let them know we were there, like lots of happy face buttons or
something?  That should cheer them up!

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To: DPLOOP
From: DPNOW
Subject: Re:Where's Tracy?

>Could we leave them something to let them know we were there, like lots of
happy face buttons or something?  That should cheer them up!>

LOL!  I like that.

Maybe something that could get them in trouble with LaCroix.  Does he still
have that marble bust?  Maybe we could decorate it with happy face stickers
or clown makeup.  What do you think?

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To: DPLOOP
From: DKBLONDE (DP Loop Leader)
Subject: Re:Where's Tracy?

>How hard would it be to get into their HQ? >

I think we can arrange something.  We're not just 'good' cops, we're the BEST!

>Maybe we could decorate it with happy face stickers or clown makeup.  What
do you think?>

Clown makeup would be easy.  Bright orange curly wig, big red clown nose,
it's already white face . . . . Anybody else want in on this?  The Vaqueras
said they were interested in trying to find Tracy and would give us a
hand--Vachon's been moping.  How about letting them in on the action?

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Thus, a plan is born.  The DP's vote and decide that DKBLONDE, DPNOW,
DKBLONDE are the only ones available and interested in pursuing that plot.

DKBLONDE, the DP leader, contacts the Vaqueras.

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To: HAIR2DAY (Vaquera)
From: DKBLONDE (DP Loop Leader)
Subject: Want to Play?

You'd said earlier that you and VLIZZIE would be interested in any sorties
we put together to find Tracy.  We want to tighten the screws on the
Cousins by breaking into their HQ and putting clown make-up on LaCroix's
bust.  Maybe Monday or Tuesday night.  Interested?

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To: DKBLONDE (DP Loop Leader)
From: HAIR2DAY (Vaquera)
Subject: Re: Want to Play?

Contacted VLIZZIE and we'd like to be part of this--she got dipped in hair
conditioner during the last war and would like to get back at the Cousins.
The Vaqueras don't need us on Monday, but we may be needed Tuesday morning.

Go ahead and plan it out.  We'll be happy to come along if we don't have a
conflict.
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To: DPLOOP
From: DKBLONDE (DP Loop Leader)
Subject: Clown Busted

We've got HAIR2DAY and VLIZZIE on board, unless they have prior Vaq
commitments.  Tentative schedule is for Monday or Tuesday night.  Will
check with the Cousins.
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The DPs are ready to roll, but first they have to contact the Cousins and
find out whether they have the timing right.

* What if the Vaqueras hadn't been interested?  Then they would have bowed
out and there would have been no hard feelings.  As it is, they may be
needed elsewhere.

* Should a DP start writing the post yet? Not until they square things with
the Cousins.  Why waste the energy writing something you can't use?


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