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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Often thwarted, Giles always intends
to enjoy each day, ere it ends.
This much is in his power:
"A very nice shower,
with a lot of very nice friends."
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After staving off vampire attacks
and spending all day in the stacks,
Giles rests from the race
by cleaning his place
in fishnets and silver sling-backs.
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Crossover slash, as we've said
puts the loveliest couples in bed
Oliver, Giles,
Frank, and Adam (all smiles).
That's the beauty of Anthony Head.
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DS9
Odo the constable hates
public transgressions and visible dates.
But things that make Kira moan
when he gets her alone
are illegal in forty-nine states.
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Profiler
Jack-of-All-Trades likes to play.
His blue-filtered scenes make my day.
Face hidden by edits,
he's not in the credits,
but I know him from Breaking Away.
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Xena
Ares the warrior god
has a truly magnificent cod --
peace isn't his thing,
in leather, he's king,
but his sideburns are, honestly, odd.
Callisto the psychopath blond
of Xena seems awfully fond.
She giggles and flirts
though it usually hurts
when these leather-clad babes start to bond.
A psychopath shopclerk called Ash
needed a soft place to crash;
when he met up with Brisco
at Autolycus' disco . . .
That's the beauty of crossover slash.
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