The Limerick...

The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
~Prof. Morris Bishop

This being the Site of UnNamed Limericks, ample Warning is made:

Professor Bishop, to the Best of our Knowledge, is not now and has never been a Member of the UnNamed Faction. His no doubt admirable Advice, offered Above, fell upon UnHeeding Ears. A Limerick, rendered by One of Uffish Sensibilities, will almost assuredly have Slipped her Leash and roamed in Neighborhoods UnSeemly and UnClean, and will have returned with UnSavory Bits adhering to her Paws and in Great Need of immediate and perfunctory Bathing.

All Persons of Good Repute and Those desiring that their Tastes remain UnOffended, are tendered, in All Good Faith, this Humble Request; venture no further in, to This, the UnNamed Faction's Site Limerical.

For Those of more Jaded and UnCouth Inclinations...

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