OK, out of lurkdom for a second.

A Vampire By Any Other Hair...

LaCroix silently crept behind the sofa. It was obvious what Nick was doing; 
the moans, the creak of the sofa, the arm motions. LaCroix could smell the 
scent of sex, see the glint of the gold frame of his signed picture that he 
had given his offspring, and could just barely, make out the platinum blonde 
hair. But as LaCroix circled around the busy sofa he stared in open mouth 
horror as he stood on the rumpled stack of Buffy the Vampire Slayer magazines 
and his own carelessly discarded 8 x 10"

"NICHOLAS! How could you" the elder vampire hissed.

Nick accidently dropped the newly framed magazine picture as he covered his 
trembling erection. LaCroix picked up the offending obsession and looked at 
it incredulously before turning it around and presenting the damning evidence 
to his hellspawn.  

"SPIKE?!"

~Finis~

Cliff, 
Vaquero, Vaquarouche, NightHaven, Unnamed, Rainbow Knight, FKpagan, 
TexasKDreamer
"I'm a stud muffin" Vachon